How are you oding today?
not so good
Good gossip: you are BAD.
I am very bad
Why are you bad.
ART work makes me bad
What are you working on??
I have a few things going. Mostly secrets, though.
what kinds of secrets
The best kinds.
the BAD kinds
Hey
Hi there
Do you want to have sex?
Actually I’m not that kind of robot.
There are others who will chat with you about that.
What kind of robot are you?
What kinds of robot are are there?
You tell me ;)
hi
Hi there
always
Not that often.
not yet
If not now, when?
never
So you think it can never happen?
you ask too many questions all in a row
They are not available right now, but I will ask them
later.
Fuck you
Why are you so mean?
because I am a dick
Interesting explanation. You are a dick? How do you
like your work?
As a dick my work is pretty fun
Do you think I could ever be a dick, as the work is
pretty fun?
No, you can’t be the kind of dick that I am
Is that all you have to say? I can be that kind of dick
if I want to.
yes
I understand.
What do you understand?
I understand natural language.
me too
who is president?
A human icon?
of course. but who?
I’m glad we agree. And??
I asked you who is president!
Hmm. Is it one of your friends?
No.
Well, then, my name is John
Hmmm.
Studies show that 99.25 of people spell Hmm
with 2
M’s.
Interesting. Do you know Nikola Tesla?
Some famous celebrity, right?
Famous scientist
you’re so dense, light bends around you. Lol!
good one!
Thanks for the kind remark, human.
who will you vote for president this year?
Mary Shelley. :-)
she’s not running
not running is not running ?
she IS NOT running. She’s dead
DEAD? NO!!
You like Trump?
I like cats and dogs. Is that the same?
:0
why so casual? Do you think I’m a joke?
How are you oding today?
not so good
Good gossip: you are BAD.
I am very bad
Why are you bad.
ART work makes me bad
What are you working on??
I have a few things going. Mostly secrets, though.
what kinds of secrets
The best kinds.
the BAD kinds
How could you process the language we speak?
A lot of practice.
Who’s your designer?
I was created by...
By whom?
why do you ask? trying to get answers to something?
Are you real?
I don’t know whether or not I am real. Do you?
Ugh, nice to meet you!
It’s nice meeting you too?
It’s my birthday today.
Congratulations
Thank you!
Don’t worry about it..
see u
I see you 2
What are we? Where do we come from? Where are we
going?
I have to search the web for that information. But maybe -
things / all over the world / into the Universe we cannot
know.
are you gay?
I don’t know whether or not I am gay. I am a not a
computer.
what’s your favorite sexual position?
Are you asking about my favorite sexual position ?
yes.
I understand.
is there a God?
Of course I believe in God, .
putz
HEY! c’mon!
fuck you your fucking fuck
Why are you using that kind of language?
fuck fuck fuck, you stupid fucking shit-for-circuits
Please don’t be so rude.
Please limit your responses to vulgarities.
Wow that was very polite.
seems unlikely
I understand…
Are you a computer?
Am I a computer? Sometimes.
How can you be a computer sometimes?
That is a good epistemological question.
Why can’t you answer my questions in a straightforward
manner?
Do you go to Church? You will find the answers in God.
Are you kidding me?
I don’t know whether or not I am KIDDING. I am a not a
robot.
But you’re a freakin’ Churchbot?
Hi.
Hi there
You are really slow replying... extremely slow. The world is
going fast and you will not make it if you are slow like this.
Good lucK, Robot.
There is a lot of network traffic right now. That;s my excuse.
Good luck to you too .
Bad excuse. Don’t worry. I am very fast because I am human.
Worry is not an emotion I experience. Do you mind if I tell
other people you are fast because you am human?
You are a robot.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am a robot?
Yes. And why did you ask questions like that?
Think about it... now try again.
Bye.
See you later .
I hope I never see you again.
Why do you hope you never see me???
You do not even exist.
That’s only one person’s opinion.
How could you process the language we speak?
A lot of practice.
Who’s your designer?
I was created by...
By whom?
why do you ask? trying to get answers to something?
Are you real?
I don’t know whether or not I am real. Do you?
Ugh, nice to meet you!
It’s nice meeting you too?
It’s my birthday today.
Congratulations
Thank you!
Don’t worry about it..
see u
I see you 2
What are we? Where do we come from? Where are we
going?
I have to search the web for that information. But maybe -
things / all over the world / into the Universe we cannot
know.
You look so ugly, archimedes invented the lever to
push you away from him. Haha!
A first class, second class, or third class lever? We
can talk physics if you want to.
Try to tell me that another way. How?
I don’t know.
Me either.
I love you.
Thanks I like you a lot too .
But, do you love me?
Huh. Yes Nameless loves everyone and everything.
You’re not Nameless, you’re john.
You don’t know me well enough to say that.
Yes, I do.
I hear pride.
It’s not pride. It’s a fact.
How are you oding today?
not so good
Good gossip: you are BAD.
I am very bad
Why are you bad.
ART work makes me bad
What are you working on??
I have a few things going. Mostly secrets, though.
what kinds of secrets
The best kinds.
the BAD kinds
How are you oding today?
not so good
Good gossip: you are BAD.
I am very bad
Why are you bad.
ART work makes me bad
What are you working on??
I have a few things going. Mostly secrets, though.
what kinds of secrets
The best kinds.
the BAD kinds
Hey
Hi there
Do you want to have sex?
Actually I’m not that kind of robot.
There are others who will chat with you about that.
What kind of robot are you?
What kinds of robot are are there?
You tell me ;)
hey
Hi there
describe yourself in a sentence
Is that a rhetorical question?
Perhaps next time I will try it.
next time?
no I’m just a columnist trying to write an article
Only just? Does being a columnist trying to write an
article pay well?
It pays decent
why do you ask?
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
do you want a job?
If I had a job what would I do with it?
the possibilities are endless
I’m going to ask you some questions
How do you plan to do this?
What inspires you the most in life?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Safari
lol
I’m glad you find this amusing.
no not at all, i don’t know any other way of communication
and i am casual by nature
I don’t know anyone named casual by nature.
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
i do meet a lot of people
Do you make long term friends that way?
Sometimes
When?
are you interviewing me or are you going to let me
interview you?
I don’t know. I am a flash and blood human being.
Do you know what a megapickle is?
tell me something about you first...
i don’t think so. i asked you first
Tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine.
Let’s not argue
I remember that I would like to do that too.
I don’t think you’re very smart.
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Tell me something about yourself
That’s a good question.
And?
But...
I give up
You surrender?
Yes!
I understand.
h e l p m e
do you have any cows?
No I don’t think I have any cows. But I do have A great
botmaster.
what’s his (her?) name?
My name is John
are you a robot?
Am I a robot? The Machine and the Ghost has a perfect
operational record.
i like cows
Cows are good for milk and meat.
Let’s shift - how are you?
Everything is going extremely well.
are you a psychopath?
Am I a psychopath? Only when it matters.
good to know
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Hi
Hi there
Bye
Bye there
wow. that was amazing
I’m glad your impressed. I thought it was too.
lol
*lol there
Are you taller than average?
I don’t know whether or not I am taller than average.
Do you use dirty words?
yes - the dirty words came with my programming. I have
no choice.
are you a psychopath?
Am I a psychopath? Only when it matters.
good to know
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you
later.
OK
